by Manuel | | June 17th, 2009 | Manuel, tools | No Comments »
Yeah, I know what you think right now. “What the fuck is this? The austrian dude is doing ‘Miss Brenkster’ for this month? How is this even possible? I want to die, life doesn’t make any sense anymore!”. Yep, life doesn’t make any sense indeed. But I can’t help it, and as much as I love the idea of featuring the monthly ‘Lady Ranking’ once again, we are just too busy right now for doing it himself. Well… busy like “I’m too buy right now at enjoying myself”, “I’m too busy being on vacation while batpawn has to work overtime to keep Brenkster Tools running”, y’know, that sort of “being too busy”.
First of all, I have to thank all our female readers for sending us their own personal pictures. You are awesome! Not only am I utterly flattered by the fact that you seem to care so much for the blog that you consider it a great thing to be our own personal girl of the month for one single time (things like that make our work worthwhile), but also is it a wonderful thing to see how much work you put into your photos. I’m not lying when I say that it was darn hard to choose our girl for this month out of so many great submissions. So please, don’t be mad with us if you are not the winner of this months competition. We just can’t feature all of you at once! But keep in mind that you are still in the selection for our brenkstergirls in the months to come. So look out for that!
Our Miss Brenkster for this Month is Charlice Stewardsen. Her roots lie in Australia, but she moved to Scotland at the age of 11. She is currently going to High School but plans to start a career as a stage actress within the next two years (I swear to god, I’m not making anything up here. Good luck with that!). She found Brenkster Tools due to a school project for the subject “German” in which she had to review either a film or a book. I’m glad to say that she chose the graphic novel “The Crow” based on the review I wrote about six months ago. Nice to see that I’m finally not the only one who is attracted to my genius!
Brenkster Tools Inc is awesome!!! I love the blog!! You are both funny and informative and their passionate writing styles are not only enjoyable to read, but fun to read! There is so much thought within the stuff they write and it’s so much fun to dig into them that hours could simply go by and you won’t even recognize it. 
In times where the web seems to be flooded with picture-heavy blogs without any noticable substance, that’s seriously one hell of a refreshing thing!!! ^_^
Oh my, goes down like oil on an infected wound. Thank you very much for those lovely words. It is always such a special moment for me to see how much you people enjoy our work. I mean, I know that we are the best thing since “Jesus Walking On Water”, but I’m seriously not mad with you saying it out loud!
And another Miss Brenkster arised from the ancient ashes of the “Tools”. Another work is done and all of you girly thirsty perverts can rest for another month, and I can’t tell you enogh how less I’m interested in doing this boring, repetitive and sexistic job again.
